Coming to a Waffle House near you. . .

Believe it our not, Wisconsin artist Tim Pahs has developed a new and fun way for you to create graven images. It is the Jesus frying pan! Apparently, they are selling like hot cakes on eBay. How does Mr. Pahs know what Jesus looked like? He based it on the Shroud of Turin, of course. Personally, I am convinced that Dan Brown is behind this.